Articles Tagged “John Carter”
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Curiosity Killed The Cat… And Then It Conquered Time And Space To Land On Mars
For those of you who requiring an extra bit of encouragement this week, we invite you to watch the Curiosity rover land on Mars. Its nine month, 352 million mile journey from our planet to the next culminated in an unpredictable seven minute landing sequence that turned out to be more thrilling than
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Dark Knight Rises Passes 100k Tickets Sold With Weeks Left Before Release
At this rate, The Dark Knight Rises might outgross John Carter before opening night, LOLz!! The pre-sale numbers for Christopher Nolan’s next and — supposedly — last Batman film are a clear bat- signal of success on the horizon! The demand is soooo ridiculously high that IMAX screens across the country are even selling out $40 triple features that start with Batman
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Holy Bags Of Cash BatIron Man, Avengers Breaks $700 Mil!
Color us impressed! Joss Whedon’s The Avengers earned over $700 million dollars in less than two weeks! Disney has officially rebounded from screwing the pooch earlier in the year with John Carter flopping harder than a team of European basketball players! The super heroic masterpiece already pulled in $225 mil at home and more than
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Holy Bags Of Cash BatIron Man, Avengers Breaks $700 Mil!
Color us impressed! Joss Whedon’s The Avengers earned over $700 million dollars in less than two weeks! Disney has officially rebounded from screwing the pooch earlier in the year with John Carter flopping harder than a team of European basketball players! The super heroic masterpiece already pulled in $225 mil at home and more than twice as much overseas and it was only released TEN DAYS AGO!! $700 million dollars is a TON of dough!
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Disney Chairman Rich Ross Fired Steps Down After John Carter Flop!
Sometimes, all it takes is one epic bust! Walt Disney Studios Charmain, and former President of Disney Channels Worldwide Rich Ross has reportedly been canned from his current position, which he’emheld since 2009, after the $200 million flop that was John Carter landed itself as one the worst film failures in Hollywood history. In a statement he sent out to his staff yesterday, Ross writes: For the last 15 years, I have had the opportunity to work with incredibly talented people on behalf of the world’s best loved brand. During that time, we’ve told some amazing stories around the world, created successful TV programming, movies…
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John Carter John Carter 2 Is On Its Way ALREADY!
Wonder what they’ll name the sequel. Maybe they’ll take a cue from J. Edgar with the new movie’s title! J. Carter , anyone???? LOLz! John Carter producer Jim Morris has announced that JC writers Andrew Stanton and Michael Chabon have already begun writing a sequel to the movie, which doesn’t even come out until March 9th! We’re hearing that the sequel will be based on Edgar Rice Burroughs ‘ second JC novel, and it’s tentatively being titled John Carter: The Gods of Mars . Guess they won’t be going with our J. Carter title idea! We were also going to suggest calling it John Cartier , if they want to go the fashion route for the sequel! Ha! What do U think? Are the JC writers jumping the gun by getting going on the
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Disney Releases Two More John Carter Clips!
More Taylor Kitsch ?! More John Carter ?! Yes please!!! After its Super Bowl ad , Disney has rolled out two more clips of John Carter . The first clip, Canyon Escape , has John on the run with Lynn Collins ‘s Dejah in tow. Using his super jumping abilities, you already know our hero is able to escape his enemies! The second clip has the popular Great White Ape scene spliced with cast and crew interviews plugging the flick. Willem Dafoe goes as far as saying films
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Disney Releases Two More John Carter Clips!
More Taylor Kitsch ?! More John Carter ?! Yes please!!! After its Super Bowl ad